Well sit back, son, let me tell a tale
				Of days gone by and of blood grown pale
				Of warriors' creed and a traitor's bale
				Let me spin the tale of Khitomer.


				Now in those days the men were men
				Women were women and hens were hens
				Birds were birds, well you get the idea
				When life was good at Khitomer.


				Khitomer, Khitomer
				We'll face them here at Khitomer
				Those treacherous foes with the pointy ears
				Crash and burn on Khitomer.


				Now in our day a true Klingon
				Wouldn't be caught dead with a Romulan
				We'd rather be drinking with the Federation
				But not in the days of Khitomer.


				The Romulans once were on our side
				In the days before the great divide
				The cloaking device and a new warp drive
				Technology swaps on Khitomer.


				Khitomer, Khitomer
				We'll meet them here at Khitomer
				A Bird of Prey full of Romulan Ale
				Party tonight on Khitomer!


				Starfleet said we could end the game
				Of hostile acts and calling of names
				Let's get together with some beer and dames
				Let the peace talks start on Khitomer.


				When the Romulans heard news of this
				Well, one could say they were mighty pissed
				"Those spineless fool," the High Command hissed
				"We'll kick their ass at Khitomer!"


				"Khitomer, Khitomer	
				We'll head them off at Khitomer!"
				Those dark-haired freaks with the pointy ears
				Attacked us here at Khitomer!


				The Romulans sent 10 Birds of Prey
				With a thousand troops in each cargo bay
				But even plasma bolts to their dismay
				Couldn't break through the shields at Khitomer.


				Now those on the surface were brave and strong
				But could be no match for the Romulans
				And they knew their supplies couldn't last very long
				Keep raised the shields at Khitomer!


				Khitomer, Khitomer
				There's help on the way for Khitomer
				Starfleet has sent the Enterprise C
				To come to the aid of Khitomer!


				There's many ways to honor a man
				Who bravely dies at the enemy's hand
				A warrior knows when to take a stand
				Which led to the fall of Khitomer.


				There's so many ways the story gets told
				Some say the shields were just worn and old
				But there's some who say it was a Dur-ass hole
				Who dropped the shields at Khitomer.


				Khitomer, Khitomer
				It was a bloody scene at Khitomer
				Those bloody devils with the pointy ears
				It was a massacre at Khitomer.


				Khitomer, Khitomer
				Our battle cry is Khitomer!
				When we have our sights on Romulan scum
				We will shout, "Remember Khitomer!"