Well, Achilles was ready to fight the Confederation
			He was the only jox to survive nine confrontations
			And with the lasers blastin' he went out to defend the nation
			And he will crash and burn 'till Athena takes his robot away.


			Well, Achilles can't stand it 'cause he's one win from being
	   			an Ace now
			And if he beats Alexander he will win some Alaska space now
			But Alexander has plans to stomp on Achilles' face now
			And he will crash and burn 'till Athena takes his robot away.


			Athena knew all along that she was a better jox now
			And when she took Achilles' robot she was hoping she could knock
			   	off his socks now
			But if Achilles didn't save her Alexander'd send her home in 
	   			a box now
			And I can't believe Joe Haldeman wrote the screenplay!